Facebook...Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

I really want to ditch Facebook... but it keeps me hanging in there with promises of the right person for me and what my future holds... yes ok.. I'm a sucker...

I really am quite worried
I've started to perspire
I'm being swamped on Facebook
And its getting rather dire

I think that half the Lebanon
would like to be my mate
I'm still not sure the reason why
So they will have to wait

There's trannies come from everywhere
that want to be my chum
But they have better legs than me
And I think they want my bum

I've got fetish freaks and stocking buffs
who think its all a ball
To add me to their list of friends
When I don't know them at all

And now I find I'm popular
Amongst the asian girls
Is it 'love me long time' that they want?
(well, I might give that a whirl)

The pseudo-psycho apps are mad
And really are quite scary
I'm Ghengis Khunt or so I'm told
I suppose that means I'm lairy

I'm Rita Heyworth, now that is quite a shock
A sexual guru too
A collossial deviant it would seem
Well, that gets a woo hoo!

I'm going to live til 89, which could be rather fun
If with a certain fella,
I'm kinky, so thats not too bad
Oh yeah, I'm also yellow

I've been kissed and shagged and made love to
By people I don't know
Had gifts of stinky xmas poo
Ho twunking ho ho ho

I really am quite bored of it
I think I will delete
Oh hang about, another mail...
Now HIM I'd like to meet!!